YPSILANTI Uppercut
county of origin: sac and fox
when attacking a lady friend from behind she mentions that you might be the smallest thing she’s had since junior high. you then proceed to give her a wicked awesome ypsilanti uppercut which is performed whilst yelling ‘ypsilanti’ at the top of your lungs.
it differs from the donkey punch because you catch the chin as apposed to catching the base of the skull. different style concussion, a different style of stall0wnage.
teh kicker: you probably are the smallest thing she’s had since junior high, but who’s on top and who’s on bottom now!
thirdly: you can leave the room with out the awkward look of shame that most women have given you over the years
when wanda insulted my manhood, i gave her a swift ypsilanti uppercut, drank her crystal light and left her on the bathroom floor to think about what she had done wrong.
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