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gay little town with nothing to do

is a sh-t hole

has a really good girls soccer team

a town that only cares about boys football and girls soccer

worst place to live if you dont like soccer or football

aka yuba sh-tty
did you see #16 is she plays soccer like that she has to be from yuba city

yuba city is the worst place to live if you don’t play soccer
synonymous with nothing.
joey was playing poker and threw the cards she’d been dealt down on the table. “nada, bupkis, yuba city! – i got nothin’!”
a small town in north cali.
with a sh-tload of gangsters and preps.
there mall unfortunately doesnt have an abercrombie&fitch.
the schools have these groups: “gangstuhs”, preps, jocks, nerds, punks, skaters, losers.
they finally have an in’n’out!!!
(theres also the really ghetto area of yc then the not-so-ghetto area)
man there was a gangstuh fight @ river valley (in yuba city) again!!!
is a sh-t hole worst place in the world. nothing to do. the mall sucks d-ck there is like 10 stores

everyone is yuba city is either dipping cows in sutter or getting drunk in chico, or having s-x with the girls soccer team

town where the boys know how to play football and the girls know how to play soccer. and everyone knows how to have s-x the boys football team has big d-cks and the girls soccer team love their big d-cks so it works out.

the town has nothing to do so people just have s-x all the time, but everyone knows everything about you and who you are having s-x with

very s-xually active town
everyone in yuba city is having s-x now

why cant the people in yuba city just stop having s-x
referred to as yuba sh-tty because this town has nothing to do, just one movie theater, a so called mall(that has a total of 5 stores in it.) yuba city is very very very boring, and for fun more teenagers will go get drunk in chico or go tip some cows in sutter, (or steal from drive-thrus, which is a new trend started in yc) everyone in yuba knows who you are and who you have had s-x with, it is hard not to have s-x with you bffs ex because he is probably the only person with a p-n-s around. also people in yuba city have a lot of s-x all the time. there are only two good things about yuba city, is that they have a really good football team who kick-ss, and they have the best girls soccer team every(which the girls on the team are rather sl-tty,especially their captions aka the core three #3 #16 #20 have pretty much had s-x with everyone in yuba city, but every guy in yuba wants to sleep with them cause they are good in bed, probaly from working out on the field so much) also the girls soccer team is really good even the the “core 3” have s-x with everyone and anyone they are the best soccer players this city has seen. also the boys football who have had s-x with everyone also probaly has hiv and might have given it to the “core 3”
did you see #20 that wh-r- probably has some kinda stds, she does live in yuba city.

everyone is yuba city is a wh-r- and the girls team loves to suck d-ck
a city full of stupid people in denial that they live in a city with the word city in it.. “yuba city” wtf kinda name is that? they all have “yc” in their sn’s, farm wither peaches or cherries and rape girls in the orchards. they try to fit in else where usually go to sacramento or davis schools and never fit in. clickiest of the clicky people.. never get along with the laid back people of the bay.. yc people are in such denial that they live in a major hick town they try to boast their insecurities and claim “yc is the best” when they know for a fact its lame.. lame.

often called “yuba sh-tty”
“i farm peaches therefore im from yuba city”

“yuba city is the best! cuz i’ve never been anywhere else”

“my parents want me to marry my cousin.. u know.. keep it all in the yuba city”