yule log
the huge dump that one takes during the holidays because one eats way too much
#1: i need to use the bathroom, excuse me.
#2: i wouldn’t go in there, i just dropped a yule log bomb…
one definition may be: the first large defecation on or around christmas that occurs when the following conditions are met 1. in a state of euphoria from various ingested substances 2. large quant-ties of heavy food have been consumed 3. on christmas vacation 4. great sense of relief and renewed optimism follow the event
tidings and joy everyone, i have broken out the yule log, let’s rejoice!
a sh-t log that is encrusted with undigested green vegetable matter interspersed with blood clots from hemorrhoids.
man, i have to stop eating so much broccoli with cheese. i was bunged up for days until i finally gave birth to a yule log.
a satisfying p–p that one takes during the holiday season.
james: hey, where’s tom at?
corey: he’s in the washroom dropping a yule log
when a person celebrates christmas by taking a #2 in their fireplace.
“i’m gonna go drop a yule-log” “wait, don’t sh-t in the fireplace!”
wrapping a christmas bow around your p-n-s and placing it on a female (or male) companions face.
dude, i totally gave her the yule log last night!
a log that has been carved to resemble a p-n-s – male s-x organ- in the pagan worship of saturnalia (now know as christ’s m-ss) – for the god of excess & fertility god yule.
the log is set to burn for 7 day’s of the celebration with sometimes human sacrifices in this food, drink & s-x (h-m–s-xual encounters allowed) orgy, on the darkest days of the year in the winter- the only day master becomes slave- slave becomes master.
peter asked “is that a yule log in your pocket- long, round, hard, & on fire…or are you just happy to see me or both…”
d-ck said “yes- would you like to worship it cause if i side it into your man holes…it will burn for 7day’s- it wouldn’t splinter and you better be clean cause i don’t want the (sh-t end) of the stick after…”
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