when a dude f-cks a food item, then the girl proceeds to blow him, tasting the food on his d-ck. yum!
i just gave my boyfriend a yumjob after he f-cked a doritos bag. mmmmmmm cheesy.
- yeah mate yeah
a way to silence someone by agreeing to what they just said. usually said with a strong scouse accent for emphasis. the longer the phrase can be extended with additional words, the better. steve: hey have you thought about becoming a vegan? ted: yeah mate yeah, okay mate very good that yeah aussie slang for […]
- dental hockey
another term for a bl-w j-b. you know, third base, kn-b gobble, skull f-ck, smoke pole, playing the ol’ skin flute.. etc “want me to play dental hockey on yo man meat? $50.”
anyone who lacks understanding of life juan tripped over his phone charger, and all of his friends called him a spagnoli because his phone charger lights up.
when amber rose doesn’t only slide in kanyes dms but also when she slides her fingers in his -sshole you just mad because i’m not there to play with your -sshole anymore #fingerinthebooty-ssb-tch
one of the most handsomest people on earth. once you date him, you will never want to break up with him. he has an amazing sense of humor and he just treats everyone well. once he hugs you, you will want to always make him hug you! did you see wieland? he is amazing!!