yummy banana
when a girl is -n-lly f-cking a guy with a strap-on and secretly puts roofie suppositories when he isn’t paying attention. when he is unconscious, she takes a knife and slits his p-n-s from b-lls to head, splits the two halves open like a boat, fills it up with ice cream and whipped cream and starts sucking him off while sitting on his face.
jessica: he cheated on you, you should totally give him a yummy banana
eliza: f-ck yeah the b-tch
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