Yuppie Compound
strip malls most commonly seen in the format of:
-a starbucks or other coffee shop. almost always a starbucks.
-noodles & co.
-qdoba or chipotle. interchangeable.
-sometimes a random cell phone provider shop can be thrown in, or anything else that provides a service to the general yuppie. einstein bagel bros. is also an option.
to be a yuppie compound, it must contain at least three of these requirements. otherwise it’s just a normal hipster magnet.
example 1>
person 1:”hey dude, i could really go for some coffee and a bagel…you down?”
person 2:”f-ck that pansy sh-t. i want a huge -ss burrito from qdoba!”
person 3:”you do realize that qdoba’s right next to starbucks, and overpriced accordingly?”
person 2:”f-ck…let me grab my macbook then. let’s go.”
example 2>
“holy sh-t greg, guess what? they’re putting a qdoba in that strip mall over by the at&t store and starbucks…yuppie compound complete!”
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