Yuppie Redneck
an individual in the midst of an ident-ty crises due to redneck family origins vs. the yuppie culture and behavior that they are acclimated to.
conversation between a yuppie redneck mother and son:
mom: “tucker, you need to get a job son! i can’t continue to make the payments on your z71.”
tucker: “you know i done had 5 heat strokes in the past 2 years, and i can’t work outside no more.”
mom: “well you drink enough starbucks, why don’t you get a job down there?”
tucker: “i’d probably have to work sat-rdays, and then i’d miss the tailgating parties at tiger stadium. i mean, i know i flunked out, but all my friends are down there – i belong at lsu!”
mom: “i sure wish you had gone to law school, and you go into practice with your daddy. then you could pay for your own pickup truck!”
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