Yuppster
(noun): a genre of stereotype that is usually a young suburban white male. a devolution of a yuppie and a hipster. can be characterized by the wearing of their sisters pants, v-neck shirts, 40 year-old lesbian haircut and ironic eyewear. listens to music too cool for you on university independent radio. babbles about the environment and being a vegan, as if anybody gives a sh-t. warning: adhering to the yuppster ways is hazardous to your health . loss of testosterone due to tight pants and frequent neck problems from constantly jerking your head back to get your bangs out of your face.
chase: did you meet the new guy chris?
clint: you mean the guy who is wearing his sisters clothes whilst having a dinner plate in his ear, like he’s on the cover of national geographic?
chase: ooohh yeah, total yuppster.
clint: man, id love to kick that guy in the nuts!
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