Yuri Zhirkov
named after a russian national football sensation; the act of receiving a hand job while playing fifa.
jeff: dude! the craziest thing happened last night!!
carl: what?!
jeff: sherly gave me a hand job while playing fifa!!!!
carl: dude, you got a “yuri zhirkov.!!!”
jeff: yea i made a messi.
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