yurt


noun: a round tent, supported by wood lattice on the sides, with a smoke exit hole on top and made of cloth, leather or felt. home to mongolians and californian hippies (but not together.)
tree-man begged rainbow to move in with him into his yurt that he build himself in northern california. things were romantic and rosy until tree-man got narked by some neighbors who were becoming suspicious of some ferny plants growing in greenhouse. he pleaded medical necessity, but he got 10 years manditory sentence from the judge and rainbow had to hock the yurt to pay his legal fees. now she’s working as a piercing technician at the local mall.
suburban slang for good looking person. can be used with an adjoining word to define the type of person who is good looking.
an attractive woman walks by wearing a striped shirt. an impressed observer might say to his friend, “striped yurt!”
1)nose trauma. very similar to having a yorpst in yer eye. except it’s a yurts in yer nose.

2)a yurt or ger is a portable, felt-covered, wood lattice-framed dwelling structure traditionally used by turkic and mongolic nomads in the steppes of central asia.
person #1: yo, where kari at?
person #2: oh, she had mad yurts, so she went to live in a yurts.
(noun) often confused with a p-n-s, a yurt is a mobile home for a young bro who sleeps in the woods and rejects democracy. the finest yurt requires a recycled hammock, a bottle of whisky, half a mosquito net, and a safety hammock underneath, for when your hammock eventually breaks.
my yurt ain’t no joke – sleep the wrong way and it will f-ck you !

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