yurtle


the demon sp-wn of h-ll. spewd from the deepest darkest pits of satan’s nightmares. fueled by the sorrow of the dead and dying as well as the pain and suffering of all who know his name. this apocolypse takes form in the shape of the one thing no one expects… a pet turtle.
1. oh look at the cute little turtle.

chomp

yurtle did him in.

2. yurtle has scrunched into his sh-ll this means

another civil war in africa has broken out.
a t-rd stuck in the baloon knot
get out the way i got a yurtle and i need the toilet.

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