z bag


the act of slapping your t-st-cl-s on the back of someone’s head
i got z bagged when i was sleeping
z-bagging is when you dip your scr-t- into a cool pool of zima.
“hot day. i could go for a quick z-bag, what about you”

“yeah let’s do this”
when a guy takes his c-ck and c-ck slaps a girl in the shape of a z. like zorro.
boyfriend: hey baby girl, can i zbag my giant black c-ck all over your face?
girlfriend: sure honey, just don’t give me a black eye.
when someone is as terrible as mark zuckerberg. since neither the heteros-xual nor h-m-s-xual communities want him a new slur had to be formed to express how awful he is
guy 1: “hey guys get the h-ll out of here, you’re being a bunch of z-bags”

guy 2: “whooooaaaaaaa! dude toooooo far…..” -silently sobs-
another word for gabby which is a brazindian add it to your vocabulary it is soo full of surprises! it writes with both hands so its b–bs don’t become lop-sided… btw its always tired. but its pretty amazing, b-tches bow down.
zbag got owned my zevad
slang for zombie
hey, babe, wanna go back to my apartment for some ‘coffee’?

h-ll no! that place is overrun by z-bags!

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