Z06


late generation performance package corvette. runs high 12 second quarter miles stock. utilizes a 346 cubic inch all aluminum v8. routinely see modified variants running 10 second quarter miles.
my z06 is faster than nearly every import brought to the states.
2002-2004 z06 included a 405hp ls6 v8. capable of putting down very low 12s and 117mph traps. amazing handling, only 3,113 lbs (200lbs lighter than a regular vette), 50/50 weight distribution, insane brakes (60-0 stopping in 108 ft), will out run any car less than 120k dollars on a road course. first automotive use of balsa wood (lightest wood on the planet) as filler for floorboards to save weight. t-tanium exhaust saves 20lbs, top speed 180mph, 0-60 4.0sec, 1/4 mile 12.25sec at 117mph. greatest sports car for its 52k dollar factory price tag lb per lb.
every car that has ever raced a z06 has lost. every car.
an option package on the 1963 corvette sting ray. featuring heavy-duty shocks, higher-rate springs, bigger brakes w/ metallic linings, and last, but not least: a monster 36.5-gallon fuel tank in the back. with a full tank, about 55% of the car’s weight was over the rear axle.
a real ’63 z06 with a 360hp ram-jet fuel-injected 327c.i. v8 go’s for over $100 grand.
pinnacle of a bud light connoisseurs dream.
dude i just cut my mullet off because i’m cl-ssy now. let’s hop in the z06 and pick up some sam adams. the product of middle age p-n-s enlargement.

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