Zaand
the zaand (short for zaaaaaaaaand-9 a’s) is the being produced after extensive amounts of boredom inside one’s mind, that can become a split-personality. there is a physical being known as the zaand (or da zaand) known to be somewhere in the uk. the split-personalities are known to resemble it.
jack: ever since that day at school when we had the 6 hour -ssembly because of the fire alarm, i’ve been feeling different during certain random times.
sam: your mind might have produced a zaand.
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