Zach Braff
hot jewish renaissance man. zach braff had quietly made audiences laugh on nbc’s hilarious scrubs until the release of garden state, a film for which he wrote the screenplay for, starred in, directed himself in and produce the soundtrack for…all to critical acclaim (he’s won a grammy, an independent spirit award, a national board of review award, and a chicago film critics -ssociation award). he’s been dating mandy moore for some time.
did you see him do that illusion on ellen? man, zach braff can do it all!
(verb) to make someone feel like a winner even though they’re being hustled or otherwise taken advantage of; to pimp or exploit someone without their knowledge.
derived from a 2013 kickstarter campaign in which actor zach braff successfully convinced fans to donate over $3 million to fund his next movie, even though he had more than enough personal wealth, hollywood connections, and white male privilege to do it himself.
1. only a true player can zach braff a ho into thinking that her life is glamorous and great while she’s whoring herself out to give all her money to him.
2. he zach braff’d over $3 million out of those fools. they’re excited as h-ll even though they’re only getting t-shirts and dvds and won’t see a dime of profit. that wealthy b-st-rd has my utmost respect.
(v) when a french kiss simulatneously engulfs your mouth nose and throat
the date was going well till he zach braff-ed me and i needed a kleenex.
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