zach wood
a bad -ss mother f-cker who plays drums in a band called drug the kids. he has gauges and tattoos and and is so f-cking hot. he has a girlfriend and i am so jealous of her. i mean look at his eyes. he’s perfect.
have you seen zach wood? his band is amazing.
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