the process of sucking on the br–sts of a woman where your buddy blew his load just minutes beforehand. this usually accompanies oral s-x with said woman which was directly preceeded by said buddy being b-lls deep in the orally contacted area. this involves a low probability of not licking/sucking/tongueing the area where said buddy’s b-lls were just resident. there is an equally high probability of getting your buddy’s p-b-s stuck in your teeth.
example of zach getting zach’d:

we met some 23 year old red head, took her back to his place and continued to drink.

i ended up p-ssing out, i woke up an hour or two later and she was on the couch and she’s like, “hey, come here”. so i ended up banging her and going back to sleep.

fast forward to this morning.

wake up, she’s gone, my buddy comes down from his bedroom and says “yea! i hit that chick last night!”. i’m like…what?

him – “yea, we had s-x then she went downstairs to sleep, etc”.

me – “really? me too”

him – “ummm, did you suck her t-ts or anything?”

me – “of course”.

him – “well, that’s where i blew my load”


i’m trying to make myself feel better by telling myself she either took a shower or went in the pool after.


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