youtuber and 1/4 of buzzfeed’s “try guys”. loves cats. is the sweetest and cutest of the try guys. is seen as the worrier of the group. is insecure though he is a s-xy, hairy jewish princess.
person 1: “is that a hobbit? it’s so hairy.”
person 2: “no. that’s just zach. he’s just short and really hairy.”
person 1: “i wish i could find myself a genuinely nice and funny jewish man. he has to love my cat, whiskers, too.”
person 2: “sounds to me like you’re looking for zack kornfeld.”
- cals d*ck
biggest thing in the world omfg did you see cals d-ck that thing is huge
when you’re working with three-quarters chub. i drank too much tonight and had to give her the slackpole
- daniel ricciardo
true blue aussie f1 driver who has bought life back into formula 1 with not only his smile but by being the most talented driver in f1. he is easily the nicest driver on the f1 grid or and is the only person on earth who can’t be hated unlike the earring and sh-t tattoo […]
- joshua boy
slang term for a p-ss-fied male. basically a fruity young widdle wimpy f-g-boy. are you going to take your cousin jamie hunting? nah bro, don’t bring him, he ain’t nothin’ but a lil joshua boy. he’d cry like a baby the whole time, just cause he couldn’t shoot one deer.
- walmart w*lly
luke jones me and walmart w-lly are riding tmrw