Zackass


1. the subst-tute for jack-ss. after various scientific studies, it has been found that jack, is actually a really nice guy.

2. a cold-hearted, morally ambiguous, obnoxious, potentially evil b-st-rd, bent on ruining your day.
what a f-cking zack-ss!
zack-ss: an internet troll whose opinions are always more equal than others; one who will put you down because he has ‘served his country’ and believes that you have not; one who will never admit he is wrong, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary
just because your opinion differs from mine does not make it better, or more valid; stop being a zack-ss
having extreme qualities of what it is to be a jack-ss, or something close to it. if someone around you is f-cking around and acting like a dumb-ss, refer to him as a ‘zack-ss’.
‘when we were washing cars for a school fundraiser last weekend, i told zack to go and get the towels, so he decides to dance on them. -facepalm- what a zack-ss.’

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