Zacked

being really drunk and/or high
i got h-lla zacked last week
to have a perfectly sculpted body like wwe superstar and host of z! true long island story, the wwe internet champion long island iced z zack ryder.
everyone wants to know how i get so zacked, its cause i use the invisible jumpwrope bro! are your serious?

bro, i know i’m zacked and everything but how do i get as big as you?

now i’m feelin so zacked like a z6

as you can see i’m zacked, but i’m covered in hair
to vigorously hump a doggie pillow in full view of all the guests in the room.
the dog drug his pillow to the center room and zacked the bejesus out of it.
a person who’s great at being a c-ck block
dude i got zacked the other day with my girl
when trolling leads to gta
did you hear how he got zacked last night after that trolling session?
a term that can apply to any f-cked up or wierd situation. can also be used to describe a spastic or insane person that should be on strong medication, or a plain stupid person.
guy “f-ck! my car broke down, my girlfriend dumped me for another girl, my wife just left me, and now i have a burning case of the herpies”

friend “what? that sh-t is zacked bro!”

girl “did you see that guy over there talking to a tree and then trying to hump it?”

friend “yeah that guy is definatly zacked!”