Zahir
the coolest, smartest and the funniest guy you could ever meet. he is a g from the a-f-g. and he is a future millionaire too. he is a person that everyone wants to be like. also known as and goes by the street name :
tha prankster .
yo dude look over there, it’s zahir, man he is so cool, i wish i could be like him.
first of all, ignore those other ignorant definitions. a zahir is a person, object, or thing that, once one has looked upon it or
considered it for but a single moment, becomes an obsession which slowly takes over a person’s life completely. it can be something simple such as a coin or a mummified monkey’s paw, or something intangible such as an idea. it can also be a living person or an animal. so “zahir” = something which causes an irresistable obsession in a person.
see, “the zahir” by phillip jose borges. the internet meme
smile.jpg is a kind of zahir.
for all his ideals had dwindled down to a single obsession, that only she could fulfill his one desire, for karen had become his zahir.
a person who thinks of himself as video game characters. mainly from the legend of zelda and kingdom hearts. hates his parents a lot and has a p-n-s size of 2 centimeters. perhaps that is why he hates his parents. tends to trip over stairs a lot and land on another mans lips.
person: hey zahir i have a question
zahir: i’m not zahir!
person: oh well then who are you
zahir: sora! get it right next time
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