Zak Attack


a s-x move similar to a rim job, where the thumb of the left hand is inserted into the -n-s, while continuing to use the tongue. not to be confused with a nak attack.
wayne: kate was so mad at trent the other night, that she went over to dexter’s room and zak attacked him!
kyle: what, a rim job wasn’t enough?
(n.) the instance of a brutal raping; unwanted s-xual advances
(v.) to rape; to sodomize; forcing oneself in a s-xual manner on another (goes well with roofies)
while craig was p-ssed out on the futon, chris thought it would be fun to zak attack him with a 10 inch d-ld- to wake him up.

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