Zake


(n) a slow, awkward humping dance move. often performed in a bar, club, etc. to attract members of the opposite s-x.
(v. zakin’)
im gettin’ drunk and gettin’ my zake on all night long. no way i ain’t gettin’ laid!
someone who spends most of their time performing useless tasks and doesn’t accomplish anything in life. often referred to as a waste of sp-ce to society because of their uselessness.
look at that zake at the olive garden, helen keller could cook better.

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