Zalvinism


zalvinism is the worship of the deity tran. it is a modern religion originating from the state of california. it is currently practiced by many people in california and is slowly spreading around the world. it shares many of the same characteristics as buddhism, the main difference being the deity that is worshiped. zalvinism is one of the most versatile religions out there.
guy 1: “dude, i just recently switched over to zalvinism!”

guy 2: “isn’t that the religion that worships the tran?”

guy 1: “yes, yes it is.”

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