Zamboning
when a man rubs his p-n-s on a woman’s cl-toris without entering the v-g-n-. thus giving the v-g-n- a glossy shine from stimulation similar to that of an ice-rink after being driven over by a zamboni.
-“hey gurl i wanna launch my puck in the back of “dis” net, but we “gotta” get down to zamboning first.”
avoiding doing any actual work while at work. generally what the person does instead of work is take naps, waking only to smoke cigarettes.
john: hey ray, are you and your partner going to get that job done?
ray: i don’t know, he says we should wait for a new lineup.
john: he’s just zamboning you.
traditional done while s-x on the ice moving from one side to other. although, can be done on smooth while very sweaty.
i took my girlfriend zamboning last night and now i have freezer burn on my -ss.
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- Zamboobla
word used to describe pain, anger, frustration, ect. little susie has stubbed her toe on the door again.. little timmy says, “are you okay?” little susie replies with, “zamb–bla!!!”
- Zamboochee
a big ol’ -ss you should have seen the zamboochee on that hoe!!
- Zamboon
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- zambooty
like zamboni-ing, but with your b-tt “dude, you spilled that beer all over the table!” “don’t worry, i’ll zambooty that sh-t no problem” -unzips pants-