Zampolve


a zampolve is a cross between a zombie, a vampire, and a werewolf. they are extremely hard to kill because they must be killed three different ways. the zombie must have its spinal cord severed. the vampire needs a wooden stake to the heart. and the werewolf needs to be shot with a silver bullet. zampolves are pretty much bad-ss.
person 1 – kill that zampolve!!

person2 – i cant!

person 1 – why not?!

person 2 – i only have a wooden stake!

person 1 – well we’re f-cked then!!

person 2 – d-mn right

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