Zandt


the ubiquitous word thrown upon an unsuspecting person when a. “getting them” b. to distract them or c. to cut them off. formal usage would be after m-ffing someone, on a person’s golf backswing, or faking the final buzzer in any compet-tive situation. to use “zandt”, the sayer must have b-lls the size of honeydew melons.
knock knock, whose there, zaaaaaaaaaandt!!!

(while watching tiger woods at any pga tour event, preferably the masters or accenture matchplay championship) zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandt!!!!!

francis: dude, you’re a c-ck sucker.
jimbo: yeah, i just f-cked your mom….zandt!!

(in a whisper, after “accidentally” giving a rando chick a facial) zandt.

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