a light weight often with a sh-t haircut and a small p-n-s
girl:1 who’s that guy over there he ugly
girl 2: fo sho dat be zane bowen
#zane #ugly #smallone
hey i was with a guy earlier he was such a zane bowen
a word used when someone is unsure of what to say during an intelligent conversation. dave: so how’s the stock market? jasmine: meepmoop. a celebratory expression used similarly to “awesome” and “coo” boy 1: tom is having an awesome party tonight boy 2: meep moop!!! tonight gonna be awesome!
amazing, sweet, pretty, can dance, sing , has a wonderful personality , and speaks their minds man 1:i need a di’jyah so much i wish i was her boyfriend. man 2: me too!
- rude lunch
the act of being inconsiderate to your coworkers with heating up leftovers (fish, broccoli, hard boiled eggs, etc.) in the shared office microwave. krystle: what is that smell? jen: sorry, it’s probably my bag of brussel sprouts. krystle: rude lunch!
when your chick starts nagging you about stuff, your nagdar kicks in and you automatically switch off and mute her voice, the moment your nagdar senses an acceptable tone, you can miraculously start to listen again. kaylee was annoyed as tims nagdar was too strong and he never heard a word she had to say
when your mindf-ck of a hangover subsides and you decide to go out again like nothing happened. roommate: “how are you going out tn? you were openly weeping about yr hangover 2 hours ago.” you: “indian food and hangnesia, that was then.”