Zapes


another word for n-gg-rs where you aren’t in a place where you can’t say n-gg-r freely.

a group of people who usually are ape-like in appearance and actions. said to have originated from the zapes river in africa.

a term usually used by old women from boston to describe surly blacks.
night shift supervisor: where did those zapes run off to?

clerk: i last saw them around the swisher sweets.

old lady from boston: g-d d-mn zapes stealing all my bourbon!!!
zombie-rape or zape: when you rape slow dumb zombies for fun. (usually in new jersey)
((mentioned by randall in ugly americans.))
johnny: i zaped 6 zombies last night!
joey: i zaped 7!
jimmy: i hate how zape makes your d-ck smell like corpse for 2 weeks.
the act of inserting a taser into someone’s -n-s and discharging the weapon while they are p-ssed out drunk.

best used on heteros-xual males who need to learn that acting like a jack-ss/clown/fool/f-ckfo/idiot/child is not acceptable just because you are drunk.
what the f-ck is wrong with fink? why does he always act like a clown after 4 beers? i hope somebody zapes his -ss tonight when he p-sses out – maybe a couple taser burns on his colon will convince him to grow the f-ck up.

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