zapoi
when one withdraws from society to drink excessively. typically one will initiate a zapoi following a mental breakdown. setting up a zapoi requires several steps
1. turn off all of your lights and board up your windows
2. consume cheap vodka and or drugs
example 1:
me, “my girlfriend just made me watch a broadway play with her parents.”
my friend “jesus you need a zapoi.”
example 2
me “jesus christ i just walked in on tommy gnawing on a cold hot pocket and sipping vodka on his bathroom floor.”
friend “just let him be, he’s having a zapoi.”
a russian term for a period of time encomp-ssed by drinking. a zapoi can be defined by the first action upon waking up- drinking. a proper zapoi lasts at least a week.
i need a zapoi to calm down.
binge drinking: russian style.
– drink until you p-ss out.
are you guys ready to zapoi?!
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