zapposexual
a person who likes to have s-x while wearing their new zappos.com shoes.
person 1: i started dating this girl, she’s such a zappos-xual.
person 2: what’s that?
person 1: she only wants to f-ck when her stupid zappos shoe delivery comes.
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