zarflax


a fictional alien who gobbles up the genitals of h-rny sp-cemen by means of its v-g-n-l dentata. can refer to any female who one fears may possess such sharp v-g-n-l teeth.
keep your shlong away from janet’s box, she is a total zarflax!

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