Zaughty
the ship name that was created by directioners when naughty boy dropped zayn’s solo song ‘i won’t mind’. naughty boy and zayn’s relationship was pushed further out into the public when zayn tweeted, “@louis_tomlinson remember when you had a life and stopped making b-tchy comments about mine?” this relationship is similar to dating a greasy burrito/hamburger/cow.
person one: omg read my zaughty fanfic on wattpad! it’s hot and greasy!
person two: wtf
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