zebedee

a bizarre characher in the 1970’s britsh childrens show “the magic roundabout”, who was half man half coiled spring and who leapt about everywhere. widely believed to have represented a cocaine or speed dealer. (the magic roundabout had many drug refernces for those of you who havnt seen it)
and then zebedee appeared. “h-llo zebedee” said florence
an object of such large m-ss it creates such a deep impact into the sp-ce fabric that it has the possibilities of tearing through its very fabric and creating holes to other possible dimensions except the 7th and 298th dimensions which are too improbable to exist. this word should be used as a noun.
the large zebedee could not be broken down by the blackhole.

light is so much affected by the zebedee that it will gravitate towards it and possible have its photons stuck against the surface permanently.
the sinister mustachioed spring loaded dude from ‘the magic roundabout’. (friend of florence, dougal, dylan, brian, ermatrude et all).
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zebedee:

a) red mustachioed head on a spring, fond of declaring ‘time for bed’.

b) my neighbour. at the drop of a pin he’s at his window…. in the words of my flatmate ‘i swear that guy has a spring-loaded a–e’
a colloquialism for cocaine. used in similar context to ‘yeo’ or ‘tw-t powder’.
they’re probably high on zebedee!!

tom likes the zebedee
slang for really bouncy s-x that makes the bed squeak
zebedee is the way to go!
fat f-ck gay-ss who looks,sounds, walks, acts like a girl a really ugly girl at that, but is a boy
look its zebedee lets throw pennies at him
an early to mid-morning errection to show that it is time to go back to sleep.
zebedee-you wake up at 6am, go out and about tired and you find your purple yog spitter is breaking through your boxers.

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