zeblanc
a moment of extreme ignorance and/or confusion almost simultaneously followed by a gloriously epic epiphany of some sort.
“wait jakie, you’re telling me girls don’t adore kung-fu movies for their anniversaries?”
“wow nick of course not!”
“so girls like diamonds, shoes, clothes, and stuffed animals?”
“yes, exactly!”
“well thats shallow.”
“were a shallow race”
“i just had a zeblanc moment; girls are a shallow race who only like shoes, clothes, stuffed animals, and diamonds.”
a moment of extreme ignorance and/or confusion almost simultaneously followed by a gloriously epic epiphany of some sort.
“wait jakie, you’re telling me girls don’t adore kung-fu movies for their anniversaries?”
“wow nick of course not!”
“so girls like diamonds, shoes, clothes, and stuffed animals?”
“yes, exactly!”
“well thats shallow.”
“were a shallow race”
“i just had a zeblanc moment; girls are a shallow race who only like shoes, clothes, stuffed animals, and diamonds.”
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