Zee


1.n g-d, or one who is like a god in a certain way. somewhat like the zee from the n room.
“holy f-cking sh-t zee pwnz” “yeah man i know zee kicks my -ss =(”
dazzling looks and influential personality
he’s so totally zee!
the way fake germans in bad american-made war movies pr-nounce “the”.
fake german officer: “i will take you to zee conzentraizion camp!”
sleep nap get some sleep
i’m gonna catch some zees i.e. i,m going to get some sleep
zee is my best friend. i doubt i even had a best friend before her.
she knows almost every thing about me.

i thank g-d for her, i thank g-d she came along. maybe one day she won’t be in my life anymore, but i’ll always be thankful she was.
– nounounounounounou
– ik
– lo3l
– tasic
– zee loves me, and i love her
– y-ss
– hehes are weird
the ability to see something so clearly that it reflect the undisputable truth, a total body experience combining all the senses at one.you see it, you understand it you feel it.it’s the truth.
i zeen you flirting with my man.
a suffix put on the end of inanimate objects to name a game.

wallzees: a couple of people throw money at a wall whoever gets the closest wins everyone elses money. some common made up rules include:
rollzees: when a coin rolls to the wall
stonezees: when a coin goes backwards because it hits a stone.
wallzees: when a coin lays either flat or pretty much flat against a wall.

stankzees: a couple of people throw money onto a drain and then from the drain try and hit the other persons coin if you do you get their money. commonly incorrecly called “sk-nkzees”
because you are “sk-nking” their money.

bottlezees: basicly a game of football with a plastic bottle. usually played on two picnic benches oppisite each other and below the seat is the goal.
person 1: hey you wanna game of wallzees
person 2: yeh mate, 20p game
person 1: 20p game?
person 2: 20p game

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