Zelmak
(1) a rotund postal worker who is also an aficionado of bowling.
(2) a connoisseur of heavily salted and/or deep-fried products.
(3) an individual who believes that bowling ball inserts are free.
(4) a worshipper of dave thomas and those d-mn tasty nuggets.
look at that zelmak at the snack bar!
or
hey, don’t zelmak that split!
1. a oversized postman chomping on gum wildly while wearing pants too short to be jeans but too long to be shorts, otherwise known as a skirt
2. a slack-jaw, yokel look when appearing to lose track of scoring in a bowling match in which you proceed to throw a ball away not realizing that you could still win the wood.
3.a chubby individual who farts when a full house is revealed during a summer card game following a chinese food break
4.anyone who sleeps on a dresser or owns only 5 shirts and puts them in rotation.
1. look at zelmak chewing on the gum, and he’s wearing the skirt too!
2. zelmak just blew it again, he only got a seven count.
3. follwing chicken and broccali, zelmak farted with a full house.
4. he’s wearing clothes from the zelmak collection as he sleeps on the dresser.
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