zemonda is a really loyal friend who is miss leading at times, but can and will be your best friend if you have a dirty mind, are good at math, and are a player.
if you ever meet zemonda, stay away!! ladies… he will play you!!! 🙁
when a b-ll-nd cheesy and smelly that jonny last night he had a right skreggend
- nose boop
the act of a male or female partner booping your d-ck with there nose guy 1: yo my girl sucked me off guy 2: niiice guy 1: yeah she nose booped me guy 2: niiice
- smeg smuggler
a man who does not clean his smeg from under his foreskin therefore smuggles his smeg to various destinations. you are a smeg smuggler.
- stiff noodle
when you over cook ramen noodles to the point where they return to their original form. kid: mom what’s taking so long! mother: sorry (random child name) i had to make another pot of ramen. the first batch got stiff noodle.
an insult so bad that when a person is called it thier d-ck vaporizes shut the f-ck up you p-ssy -ss vaporc-ck (boom your c-ck is gone)