zenvyev
tiny little creature that roams the neighborhood at night! makes a lot of squeaky noises when it is frightened! loves to eat raw fish, with a touch of ginger! favorite thing to say is “parey en pilon”, orders salad when on a date and eats your fries all night long!
oh my god, can you believe that zenvyev ate my sushi!
zenvyev has been drinking my water all night! oh typical zenvyev
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