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• cuntgrissel

  insult: the fat nasty flappy part of a v-g-n-. i told the hooker i wouldn’t pay full price due to all that c-ntgrissel . paparazzi photos have doc-mented the regression of brittney spears’ v-g-n- into pure c-ntgrissel

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• i apologize for all my shortcomings

  the gentlemen way of saying “sorry, i don’t think or act like an -sshole like yourself” “i just don’t understand how you can vote for sanders!” said the republican “i apologize for all my shortcomings.” replied the millenial

• dutch selfie

  when someone is laying covered head to toe by a sheet or blanket who p-sses gas and then inhales their own fumes ” it was really gross when my boyfriend dutch selfied himself in bed last night.”

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