zero fatigue
a condition that potential consumers face when they are lured to products and services that are apparently free, or require zero inconvenient action on their part.
i’ve been suffering from zero fatigue, which has landed me in huge debt: i put in $0 deposit to buy a second house; applied for a premium credit card at 0% interest rate for two years; and needed zero medical check-ups to buy a life insurance policy.
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