Zeus Biscuit
when a man takes a sh-t on a woman’s back, stands up and towers over her before hammer-fisting the “biscuit” (fresh t-rd), and then tazing her in the -ss cheek.
i gave my girlfriend a zeus biscuit last night. the scent still lingers, and i believe the tazer caused some minor brain damage, which is ok with me. we’ll try the “zeus” again tomorrow. hoping for another rewarding experience.
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