zeus’s blessing


when you brush your crotch area past a metal beam embedded in drywall and it shocks the tip of your p-n-s with the fury of zeus.
i was p-ssing my friend in the hall and i got too close to the corner and i received zeus’s blessing. now i can’t walk and i now occasionally pee blood.

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