zhanel


the name zhanel hails from a specific tribe of -ssholes that reside mainly in the gayest parts of czechoslovakia. they are best known for giving good strong handjobs and will never turn down a challenge. i had a great uncle zhanel on my mothers side that aside from the aids and chronic syphillis , i heard he was a pretty stand up guy . the first ever overseas coca cola factory was build right next to the zhanel village. some may say that even the zhanels today still have c-ke flavoured c-m from all the bl-wj-bs they gave the workers. if you ever meet a zhanel ….run
zhanel really jerked that guy off good . didn’t he ?

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