Zhang
a person who has a great potential and
can own most other people
is he a zhang?
person 1: wow, that person owned in the game!
person 2: he’s a zhang!
chinese last name of intelligent, great people. will always be on top. the quintessence of perfection.
boy: how is he so good at everything? school, sports, and socializing?
girl: it’s obvious that he’s a zhang.
the act of doing something without little or no effort.
john: hey seb, this -ssignment is so hard. you just wanna zhang it?
seb: yeah that sounds like a plan!
to use in a slang or sort of it
man: hey, let’s play this game and “pwn”these noobs. get ready!
man 2: yeah! lets zhang it up!
v. to have non-consensual s-x with.
don’t zhang animals.
to eat, ingest, consume
lee loves to zhang his feces
a n00b who thinks he is good at everything, and when beaten will start to act like a n00b, quotes often include : ‘i am french’ or ‘halaballa’. when displeased by the people around him a zhang will become raged and hold up his fist in a threatening position, using his sheer size and weight (fat) to intimidate, he is also often known to say shurrup in a fob accent. zhang will cry if he gets beaten. there has been a famous burger known as the zhanger burger made by debiasi fast food stall, containing of bread dipped in oil with chicken fried in oil. zhang is a term commonly used to describe a n00b who sucks at all aspects of life, especially dota. can also be used to call people fat
‘what a zhang’ ‘pretty fat zhang’ ‘awwww debiasi zhangerburger!’ ‘omg zhang! you n00b’
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