Zilch


used to represent the value of nothing, zero (0), zip.
jim: hey, i’m broke. can i borrow some cash from you? how much do you have?
john: sorry, zilch!
to press the b-tton on one’s ambulance pager to signal a response to the nightly tone tests.
dude, don’t forget to zilch your pager tonight at 6:45.

don’t worry, i got it covered.
a word used to describe nothingness or an absence of something.
sam had zilch in his bank account.
the zilch is a part of the c-ck.

the zilch is exactly the rim of the bell (bell-end), where the shaft of the man’s johnson ends and the bell-end begins.
it is that rim, ridge, edge which is known as the zilch
jimmy doesn’t get head from girls with braces any more in fear of getting his bell-end ripped off by the zilch
nothing, having a value of nothing, zero
that truck is worth zilch.
when one takes a garbage bag and ties it in a string on knots, then lights them on fire. miniature fireb-lls with drip from it as it makes futuristic noises.
some conflabbed hooligans were holding lit zilches over the balcony at pyromania. one of them hit max’s head. he still has a creepy bubble.
hilary clinton’s chance of winning and the number of her supporters.
s-xist 1: did you guys here that hilary won the presidency?

s-xist 2: -vomits- dude, sometimes jokes go to far.

bill clinton: yeah, my puppet had zilch chance of winning since the beginning.

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