zimguffet


a zimguffet it a breed of -ss goblin that l-sts for nothing but the pain of bdsm and hot candle wax. zimguffets are usually three feet tall with 27 inch p-n-ses that they force down your throat.
“man! i met a zimguffet last night. he stretched my throat with his twenty-seven inch c-m rod.”

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