zink

the fingering god
brad zink
zero income no kids
the days of being a d-nk are gone, two lost jobs so now we’re a zink. good think we don’t have kids.
verb: to change the music, sometimes in mid-song, when one is a guest at a dance party
ben – “hey, who was that that changed the song?”
sam – “oh, jeff totally zinked it, i saw him over at my computer a second ago”
jeff – “sorry guys i just have to get my dance on”
common name for mildly r-t-rded androgynous gimps that escape the humiliation of constant trivial pursuit defeats by frequenting g-y bath houses in search of “stankhole.” generally recognizable by their large misshapen foreheads, receding hairlines, and can of busch light held tightly in one hand. can be dangerous if cornered, and normally never stray too far away from a steady source of dvd p-rn. diet’s consist primarily of cheddar cheese, summer sausage, and midget c-ck.
look at that idiot gag on that beer, the stupid zink.
the sink,washbowl, or facebowl
go get them dishes out the zink!
make sure you clean out that zink when
you’re done brushing yo teef!!!
big laxer. likes big booties as well. geist wishes he was him.
zink > geist zink shoots stick side high for the game winner. rnrp
1. an old, disgusting fat man who likes math.
2. a crazy cool/psycho math teacher who does “zany” things.
3. is what is screamed when too much homework is given in honors algebra ii.
1.”get in the zink, stupid zink.”
2.”god, what the h-ll zink? stop giving us homework!! *mutters* “that crazy friggin wild zink. d-mnit.”
3.”hey hey, you there, come back here.”