Zip wipe
the process of getting a strand of 6-10 squares of toilet paper then placing one end in the toilet bowl, and the other end running through your crack and over your shoulder, then you flush the toilet and let it all zip through your crack, cleaning it all in one smooth motion like a zip line.
joe: i have 6-10 squares left
max: are you thinking what i’m thinking?
joe: f-ck yeah
max & joe: zip wipe!!
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