Zipper Dick
when your pulling your trousers up and zip them up but a bit of foreskin off of your p-ck-r gets caught in the zipper no surprise.
doctor: what happened
dude: i got zipper d-ck
doctor: thats never fun
the area near your d-ck/vj where your zipper bulges up usually when you sit down and makes it look like you have a huge erection. this is for both men and women but if your a woman and your not lady gaga n-body will think you actually have an erection so really only men have a problem with this.
man near you: “dude, what the h-ll control your d-ck”
you: “dont worry man, its just my zipper d-ck”
#d-ck #erection #p-n-s #ziponer #zipperection #ebenezer #v-g-n- #cl-tterd-ck
when you pinch you d-ck in your zipper on you jeans, shorts, ect
ouch f-ck! i just zipperd-cked myself
#that f-cking hurt #ouch #d-ck #p-ssy #jew
the painful outcome while dryhumping: a bit of skin from the d-ck gets caught in the teeth of your zipper from the inside of the jeans.
i was going to go all the way but after i got zipper d-ck i was too sore to move.
#jean d-ck #blue b-lls #dryhump #fingerblast #sonofab-tchb-st-rd
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